You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I love you
Stranger: awhh thanks :D
You: Why don't you love me back?
Stranger: I do. I was just making sure
Stranger: I love you back!
You: OH good
You: WAIT DON'T DISCONNECT
You: I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL KILL MYSELF
Stranger: :O I won't
You: ohkay good
Stranger: wasn't planning on that anyway
You: i might have had to eat my fingers one by one
You: and then force my dog to lick up the blood...
Stranger: nahh real food's better
You: not when you want to die
You: besides my dog, charlotte, likes the taste
Stranger: but why do you want to die??
Stranger: I said I loved you back!
You: because you were about to disconnect.
Stranger: I wasn't
Stranger: I promise
You: promise?
Stranger: pinky promise
You: Oh good.
You: ..I have abandonment issues, I'm sorry.
Stranger: it's ok. I accept you for who you are
You: yeah..
You: thank you
You: i guess im on the right track, baby, i was born this way.
Stranger: no need to thank me, acceptance comes with love
You: o atleast thats what gaga says
You: my dad just said i was crazy and left.
You: so i killed my cat and drank his blood...
You: but those days are over.
Stranger: glad you've recuperated
You: what?
Stranger: from your cat killing/blood drinking days
Stranger: I'm glad you've put them behind you
You: yeah, now my dog just does it
Stranger: I think dogs like bones better
You: mine doesnt.
Stranger: vampire dog
You: this one time, my bird flew out of its cage once and flew away and i didnt know what to do without killing or drinking anything so trained my dog to attack the elderly and we went to a park and I accidently "let go" of the leash and I videotaped him mauling old people.
You: it was hilarious, i posted it on youtube but it got flagged for some reason...
Stranger: at first I though you were messing with me and now I'm not sure if you are or not but you're coming off extremely weird
Stranger: thought*
You: Oh...
You: sorry...
Stranger: I'm just saying though
Stranger: not criticizing
You: okay..thank you
You: kids at school think im weird too, so im used to it.
Stranger: no prob.
Stranger: I mean you're just different
Stranger: but there's nothing wrong with that
Stranger: we all like what we like
You: Thats not how everyone thinks
Stranger: yeah unfortunately
You: aparently violence is "bad" and an "unfortunate result of video games and horror movies" but I've never played halo and I've never watched a scary movie without hiding in imy bed
Stranger: well violence is bad, but not a single thing in particular is to blame
You: Yeah
You: i guess so.
You: Hey i really do love you. I know I, like, just met you, but I feel like you understand me and we have a connection.
Stranger: well thanks stranger. you're not too bad after we got over the "you're weird" part lol
You: so thanks for loving me back, it means alot. I'm sure you're looks match you're outstanding personality. I'm so lucky I have someone as special as you loving me. Ahhh I haven't been this happy in a long time.
You: yeah haha I'm not THAT weird. I just like blood...
Stranger: are you seriously that much happier right now?
You: Yeah I really am, all thanks to you.
Stranger: :D well I'm glad to hear
You: If it's not too much ask..I'd like to........know every single personal detail about you please. I mean I'm sure it won't be a problem but if it is, sorry..
Stranger: not at all. could you just be more specific about what these details include?
You: Yeah, of course
You: like, perhaps..the color of underwear you're wearing at the moment. actually you know what, could you just completely describe your underwear in deep, deep, detail? sorry if that's a little bit pushy.
You: also what type of blood do you have? Like a, b...you know..
Stranger: interesting request lol
You: Sorry I feel kind of creepy.
You: I'm sure you understand though :D
Stranger: Can I know what gender you are first?
You: Male. You?
Stranger: same…
You: I'm bisexual.
You: Oh I'm sorry that was random
You: anyways, underwear please?
You: and blood type?
Stranger: well I'm straight so idk how I feel about this anymore
You: Its okay
You: I'm not interested in you like that
Stranger: I can still give you my blood type though
Stranger: I'm O+
You: oh okay fine..
You: Oh yum
You: oh i mean, cool.
Stranger: haha I didn't know different types had different tastes
You: yeah most people don't
You: but then ago most people dont drink other peoples blood with their pups so
You: again*
Stranger: yeah majority of the populating definitely doesn't
You: but i mean those days are behind me
You: Yeah, what a shame, its pretty nice taste really, after you look behind the metallicness.
Stranger: I'm not a huge fan of blood, but hey whatever floats your boat
You: Blood floats my boat
You: and so does other personal details about you
Stranger: Alright so are you being legit about this whole conversation or are you just messing with me?
You: so, how dialated are your pupils right now???
Stranger: maybe I'll share other details if you ask specific questions?
You: I don't know, i guess you're the judge of that
Stranger: I gues
Stranger: guess*
You: how could you ever possibly know without a doubt if I'm honestly weird or not? See thats the great thing about the internet, I can be the person I was really born to be...or I can be a fake horny bastard, like everyone in america.
Stranger: and considering I chiefed like 2 hours ago, they're more dialated than usual
Stranger: very true my friend
You: Oh thats nice <3
Stranger: I just figured if I asked nicely you'd tell me
You: What would you do if I told you that I really am this weird....
You: Would you...stop loving me...the way you do?
Stranger: well I don't legitimately love you, but nothing would change I'd just know now
You: You dont...
You: what the fucking hell, but you told me, you TOLD ME, that you loved me. And you lied?
You: After I told you all this shit about me?
Stranger: it's omegle who doesn't say they love people on here?
You: So what do you want now? If you absolutley must know then yes, yes, I am
Stranger: I'm sorry bud
You: I am...really weird...
Stranger: and that's fine, it's who you are
Stranger: I just wanted to know
Stranger: A lot people mess around on this site
You: enough to be messing with you like this, because I'm not really insane, hi, I love you but I was messing with you the whole time, I'm really a chick in USA who got bored with life. How are you, sir?
Stranger: I knew it! lol
Stranger: this is a good sorter of the good people on here
You: No you didn't, you totally bought it, man :p
Stranger: then again you could be lying
Stranger: well I thought it was kinda sketchy all the way through
You: Haha, I don't know, theres some people out there...
Stranger: haha yeah, but that was outstandingly weird
You: Outstandingly
Stranger: like repeating my words?
You: I do?
Stranger: idk you just did, so you tell me lol
You: Oh,I just enjoy your extensive vocabulary :p
Stranger: haha well thanks. I enjoy it as well
You: Very nice.
You: Well I best be going, but it was nice talking to you.
Stranger: It really was, whoever you really are stranger
Stranger: Have a nice life :)
You: Haha, I'm glad you enjoyed it, Goodnight, stranger, who's underwear description still remains unknown.
You: You too :)
Stranger: hahaha well if you must know they're black CK briefs
Stranger: but okay goodnight :]
You: The answer to life has been uncovered, haha, later gater.
Stranger: bye
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I love you
Stranger: awhh thanks :D
You: Why don't you love me back?
Stranger: I do. I was just making sure
Stranger: I love you back!
You: OH good
You: WAIT DON'T DISCONNECT
You: I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL KILL MYSELF
Stranger: :O I won't
You: ohkay good
Stranger: wasn't planning on that anyway
You: i might have had to eat my fingers one by one
You: and then force my dog to lick up the blood...
Stranger: nahh real food's better
You: not when you want to die
You: besides my dog, charlotte, likes the taste
Stranger: but why do you want to die??
Stranger: I said I loved you back!
You: because you were about to disconnect.
Stranger: I wasn't
Stranger: I promise
You: promise?
Stranger: pinky promise
You: Oh good.
You: ..I have abandonment issues, I'm sorry.
Stranger: it's ok. I accept you for who you are
You: yeah..
You: thank you
You: i guess im on the right track, baby, i was born this way.
Stranger: no need to thank me, acceptance comes with love
You: o atleast thats what gaga says
You: my dad just said i was crazy and left.
You: so i killed my cat and drank his blood...
You: but those days are over.
Stranger: glad you've recuperated
You: what?
Stranger: from your cat killing/blood drinking days
Stranger: I'm glad you've put them behind you
You: yeah, now my dog just does it
Stranger: I think dogs like bones better
You: mine doesnt.
Stranger: vampire dog
You: this one time, my bird flew out of its cage once and flew away and i didnt know what to do without killing or drinking anything so trained my dog to attack the elderly and we went to a park and I accidently "let go" of the leash and I videotaped him mauling old people.
You: it was hilarious, i posted it on youtube but it got flagged for some reason...
Stranger: at first I though you were messing with me and now I'm not sure if you are or not but you're coming off extremely weird
Stranger: thought*
You: Oh...
You: sorry...
Stranger: I'm just saying though
Stranger: not criticizing
You: okay..thank you
You: kids at school think im weird too, so im used to it.
Stranger: no prob.
Stranger: I mean you're just different
Stranger: but there's nothing wrong with that
Stranger: we all like what we like
You: Thats not how everyone thinks
Stranger: yeah unfortunately
You: aparently violence is "bad" and an "unfortunate result of video games and horror movies" but I've never played halo and I've never watched a scary movie without hiding in imy bed
Stranger: well violence is bad, but not a single thing in particular is to blame
You: Yeah
You: i guess so.
You: Hey i really do love you. I know I, like, just met you, but I feel like you understand me and we have a connection.
Stranger: well thanks stranger. you're not too bad after we got over the "you're weird" part lol
You: so thanks for loving me back, it means alot. I'm sure you're looks match you're outstanding personality. I'm so lucky I have someone as special as you loving me. Ahhh I haven't been this happy in a long time.
You: yeah haha I'm not THAT weird. I just like blood...
Stranger: are you seriously that much happier right now?
You: Yeah I really am, all thanks to you.
Stranger: :D well I'm glad to hear
You: If it's not too much ask..I'd like to........know every single personal detail about you please. I mean I'm sure it won't be a problem but if it is, sorry..
Stranger: not at all. could you just be more specific about what these details include?
You: Yeah, of course
You: like, perhaps..the color of underwear you're wearing at the moment. actually you know what, could you just completely describe your underwear in deep, deep, detail? sorry if that's a little bit pushy.
You: also what type of blood do you have? Like a, b...you know..
Stranger: interesting request lol
You: Sorry I feel kind of creepy.
You: I'm sure you understand though :D
Stranger: Can I know what gender you are first?
You: Male. You?
Stranger: same…
You: I'm bisexual.
You: Oh I'm sorry that was random
You: anyways, underwear please?
You: and blood type?
Stranger: well I'm straight so idk how I feel about this anymore
You: Its okay
You: I'm not interested in you like that
Stranger: I can still give you my blood type though
Stranger: I'm O+
You: oh okay fine..
You: Oh yum
You: oh i mean, cool.
Stranger: haha I didn't know different types had different tastes
You: yeah most people don't
You: but then ago most people dont drink other peoples blood with their pups so
You: again*
Stranger: yeah majority of the populating definitely doesn't
You: but i mean those days are behind me
You: Yeah, what a shame, its pretty nice taste really, after you look behind the metallicness.
Stranger: I'm not a huge fan of blood, but hey whatever floats your boat
You: Blood floats my boat
You: and so does other personal details about you
Stranger: Alright so are you being legit about this whole conversation or are you just messing with me?
You: so, how dialated are your pupils right now???
Stranger: maybe I'll share other details if you ask specific questions?
You: I don't know, i guess you're the judge of that
Stranger: I gues
Stranger: guess*
You: how could you ever possibly know without a doubt if I'm honestly weird or not? See thats the great thing about the internet, I can be the person I was really born to be...or I can be a fake horny bastard, like everyone in america.
Stranger: and considering I chiefed like 2 hours ago, they're more dialated than usual
Stranger: very true my friend
You: Oh thats nice <3
Stranger: I just figured if I asked nicely you'd tell me
You: What would you do if I told you that I really am this weird....
You: Would you...stop loving me...the way you do?
Stranger: well I don't legitimately love you, but nothing would change I'd just know now
You: You dont...
You: what the fucking hell, but you told me, you TOLD ME, that you loved me. And you lied?
You: After I told you all this shit about me?
Stranger: it's omegle who doesn't say they love people on here?
You: So what do you want now? If you absolutley must know then yes, yes, I am
Stranger: I'm sorry bud
You: I am...really weird...
Stranger: and that's fine, it's who you are
Stranger: I just wanted to know
Stranger: A lot people mess around on this site
You: enough to be messing with you like this, because I'm not really insane, hi, I love you but I was messing with you the whole time, I'm really a chick in USA who got bored with life. How are you, sir?
Stranger: I knew it! lol
Stranger: this is a good sorter of the good people on here
You: No you didn't, you totally bought it, man :p
Stranger: then again you could be lying
Stranger: well I thought it was kinda sketchy all the way through
You: Haha, I don't know, theres some people out there...
Stranger: haha yeah, but that was outstandingly weird
You: Outstandingly
Stranger: like repeating my words?
You: I do?
Stranger: idk you just did, so you tell me lol
You: Oh,I just enjoy your extensive vocabulary :p
Stranger: haha well thanks. I enjoy it as well
You: Very nice.
You: Well I best be going, but it was nice talking to you.
Stranger: It really was, whoever you really are stranger
Stranger: Have a nice life :)
You: Haha, I'm glad you enjoyed it, Goodnight, stranger, who's underwear description still remains unknown.
You: You too :)
Stranger: hahaha well if you must know they're black CK briefs
Stranger: but okay goodnight :]
You: The answer to life has been uncovered, haha, later gater.
Stranger: bye
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